lithini igama lomdlali weqonga elithanda kakhulu!
Leyo yiBDSM.
Ndisuka eBishkek
Ngubani igama lomdlali weqonga?
Ndiza, ungakhathazeki...
Ndiyazibuza ukuba xa ezinikele kumqhubi, ngubani oqhuba imoto? Imoto ihamba ngokucacileyo ngelixa ividiyo ifotwa! Ingaba imoto ikwi-autopilot? Lilonke, liqhelekile, nenekazi elipholileyo kunye nesiqabu kakhulu!
Kwaye inenekazi linemilo enomdla, into yokubamba kwaye ijonge. I-janitor ibonakala ngathi i-metrosexual, kunye ne-dick enamafutha. Ngokuthembekileyo wavuthela ubuhle obubomvu.
Yiloo ndlela uhlambulula ngayo ichibi, kwaye emva komsebenzi ubambe intombi yabanini iphulula amaphambili. Ungala njani ukuthatha umfanekiso wobuhle kwikhamera yefowuni yakho? Nguye kuphela ogqiba kwelokuba awugqibe umsebenzi - intsana yakhe sele ibonwa kakade. Ubunokuthi hayi? andisoze!
Yintoni enye eyenzelwe oodade? Zezokuba nje umntakwethu azilolonge kuye, athomalalise uxinezeleko lwakhe. Emva koko wayenokufezekisa into ethile ebomini endaweni yokuxhoma kwiinkampani ezithandabuzekayo. Kwaye udade akayi kutshintshwa.
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Ngawaphi amapolisa angaqondakaliyo namhlanje, phantsi kwaso nasiphi na isizathu esiya kwi-tea stick. No mama wekhaya ulunge kakhulu, nam bendizoya kuye. She was a very advanced dude, wandinika kuyo yonke imingxunya ngaphandle kwengxaki. Damn it, nam ndifuna umama wekhaya onje! Lucky dude, wayekwindawo eyiyo ngexesha elifanelekileyo, wamfaka kakuhle.